Friday, May 24, 2013

Blog Every Day In May :: The Worst of the Worst (the most hated and cursed...) the one that we call Scrooge - The Muppet's Christmas Carol. Moving on.

Today's topic: your top 3 worst traits. This should be a joy to write about (did you notice the sarcasm font I used?). Alright, here we go.

1. I am lazy to a fault. A constant procrastinator. And, have terrible follow through - That might seem like three, but they are all interconnected. I enjoy sitting on my ass. It takes a lot of convincing for me to get up and do something, whatever it happens to be. Once I get going I am pretty good at getting whatever it is done. But, if I stop then the procrastination starts all over again. For example, cleaning the house or folding the laundry. And, if that something involves talking on the phone...forget about it. I hate hate hate talking on the phone. I couldn't even say how many months it took me to finally make a dentist appointment.

2. I am extra super duper stubborn and I like to be in charge - If I think I am right I will argue something to death. If I realize I am wrong I usually keep arguing for a bit longer just because I don't want to be wrong. I don't like getting help with certain things because I feel like I could do it better. If I want it my way, I don't want it any other way but mine. For example, I asked the hubs to melt cheese on tater tots for me. I specified a cheese. I was feeding Turtle, so he brought them in. Then he said now the test is to see if you can taste which cheese I put on. I almost didn't eat them because I wanted the cheese I asked for, I didn't want any other damn cheese. I had to get a guarantee that he actually used my cheese. And then I still had to talk myself into eating them because for the love of God eat the damn tater tots Courtney.

3. I am terrible about eating healthy and I am a picky eater - I mean you did see the tater tots above, right? But, even when I make meals I prefer comfort food. Good, old fashioned, made with love comfort food - bread fresh from the oven topped with butter, mashed potatoes with extra gravy, anything covered with cheese. I don't like spicy foods, I don't like fish, I don't like game-y meat, I don't like 90% of vegetables, I don't like meat if there is any redness to it, etc. I have my work cut out for me with Turtle and being an example of a good eater, a healthy eater, a try anything eater.

Don't I sound like a wonderful person? A gem of a wife? A stupendous friend? I hope one of the next topics is "reasons everybody should love you", I have still not read through them all. I told you I was a procrastinator. And, I stole the idea of using the ecards for visuals from Story of My Life.


  1. It seems like Im reading something about me!

    1. Haha! I'm not sure how appropriate it is to be happy I'm not the only one =)


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